pjbooks Chapter 11: The Snow Mountain King's Layered "Fake Accident" Tactics
Chapter 11: The Snow Mountain King's Layered "Fake Accident" Tactics
He quickly went over, grabbed the dog by the scruff of its neck with two fingers, and lifted the rebellious little rabid dog off the ground.
aside.
Li Ming, a graduate student at the Agricultural University, suddenly popped his head out.
He came back with Lin Ye.
I witnessed the whole process.
Still reeling from the shock, he pushed up his black-rimmed glasses, looked at the trembling snow leopard, and swallowed hard.
"Brother Lin, this general even dared to bite a snow leopard. If I were herding sheep in the future, wouldn't it eat my experimental sheep alive?"
"This is what you call a newborn calf not afraid of a tiger; a true general."
Lin Ye flicked the general's wet nose. The general was not afraid at all. Instead, he bared his teeth at the snow leopard in mid-air and made a series of cute but fierce "woof woof" sounds.
The viewers in the live stream were completely in stitches from this scene, with the screen filled with a dense barrage of comments:
[“General: As long as I’m not afraid to die, it’s others who will die! What’s a snow leopard? It’s your weak spot!”]
["The leopard's lone physical and psychological defenses were breached today by a two-month-old mongrel puppy. It's completely finished, hahaha!"]
["Shocking! The mighty king of the snow mountain was cornered by a bullying dog and frantically clutched his groin. Is this a sign of moral decay or a twisted leopard instinct?"]
Looking at Gu Gao's pitiful appearance, where he seemed to have lost all will to live and even his hair had turned dull, Lin Ye sighed.
After all, I was the one who personally performed the "cleansing" on someone, so I was a little guilty.
"Alright, stop playing dead. To soothe your wounded soul, I'll treat you to a special meal tonight."
Lin Ye turned and went to the kitchen. A moment later, he came in carrying a large stainless steel basin full of mutton soup.
This time, he not only added a few more pieces of succulent lamb leg meat, but also specially added two extra drops of the [Life Spring Water] rewarded by the system.
The moment that extremely domineering, soul-stirring aroma of meat wafted into the side room, Gu Gao, who had originally planned to go on a hunger strike to protest and maintain his last shred of dignity, suddenly twitched his nose twice.
"It smells so good... even better than yesterday! But I'm angry! I have a temper too!"
Gu Gao was engaged in a fierce internal struggle.
It secretly opened one eye, looking at the pot of golden and tempting meat soup, and then at the general who had been placed on the ground by Lin Ye and was staring at it with his head tilted to the side.
Suddenly, this highly intelligent large feline had a flash of inspiration!
It keenly perceived a crucial causal relationship—
"That ugly little gray dog bit me just now, and to appease me, the two-legged creature brought me some elixir-like meat soup!"
"So... as long as I act pitiful enough, as long as I get 'bullied' by this puppy, I can get unlimited refills of this supremely delicious treat?!"
After completing this brilliant logical loop, a sly glint flashed in Gu Gao's deep blue eyes.
What dignity of the King of the Snow Mountains?
In the face of dry rice, dignity is less than a sheep dung ball!
The next second, under the stunned gazes of Lin Ye and tens of thousands of netizens, an Oscar-worthy performance began.
The general had just taken a short step on the ground, still a full two meters away from the lone figure.
"Awooo—!!!"
Suddenly, Gu Gao let out an extremely exaggerated, heart-wrenching scream!
Immediately afterwards, its massive body was hit as if by a heavy truck, and it fell backward violently, rolling three or four times on the ground in great pain, before finally collapsing with a "thud" at Lin Ye's feet.
It weakly raised one of its huge front paws, pointing shakily at the bewildered general, and let out a pitiful whimper:
"Waaaaah... Two-legged beast, look! It's bullying me with its eyes again! I'm still recovering from my serious injuries, and my fragile heart has been dealt another blow! I feel like I'm about to die; only a bowl of glowing meat soup can save me..."
Lin Ye heard Gu Gao's shameless inner monologue clearly through [Listening to the Voices of All Things], and was instantly petrified, the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitching wildly.
The chat in the live stream paused for a mere two seconds!
【"??????"】
"Holy crap! What am I seeing? The mighty King of the Snow Mountains is trying to scam me?!"
"Damn! The general was still two meters away from it! This diving technique is so good, even the Chinese national football team would want to learn it overnight!"
"High-level hunters often appear as prey! Grandpa Snow Leopard must have thoroughly mastered 'The Art of War'!"
[“Regarding how Grandpa Snow Leopard, after successfully passing the civil service exam, skillfully exploited human beings!”]
The general standing to the side also had a look of utter disbelief on his life.
It carries the extremely proud bloodlines of the ancient wolf and the Mongolian mastiff, and its very bones are filled with an unyielding ferocity.
Looking at this giant feline, dozens of times its own size, which was throwing a tantrum and begging for food on the ground, the general's eyes revealed for the first time an emotion called "extreme contempt".
"Woof woof! (Is this big cat brain-dead? It's a disgrace to carnivores!)"
The general rolled his eyes in utter disgust, turned around, and faced away from Gu Gao, refusing to acknowledge this drama queen.
From that moment on, the feud between the proud wolf and the snow leopard was officially sealed.
"Have you no shame?"
Lin Ye kicked Gu Gao's thick thigh, both amused and exasperated. "Alright, stop acting. All the soup is yours. It's impolite to keep acting."
Upon hearing Lin Ye's permission, Gu Gao, who was "on the verge of death" just a moment ago, instantly became fully revived.
It flipped itself up like a carp and plunged headfirst into the large stainless steel basin, its big tail wagging like a helicopter propeller, the slurping sound of the rice echoing throughout the side room.
"Eat up, eat up. Anyway, you're the only one who'll have some free time these next few days."
Lin Ye ignored the shameless eunuch leopard, turned around, picked up the general who was gnawing on the door frame, and gave a mysterious smile to the drone camera:
"Brothers, you've all seen the general's fighting prowess just now. Although he's small in stature, his mad dog spirit is absolutely top-notch. Tomorrow, we'll officially increase his intensity!"
"Tomorrow morning, I'll be taking my general out for its first-ever sheep-herding training! Let's see what it's made of and see if this highly anticipated mixed-breed wolf and blue sheep can really keep those 'officially appointed' section-level sheep in check!"
Upon hearing this, the viewers in the live stream immediately perked up, but most remained skeptical.
"Brother Lin, stop fooling around! Da Jiang is only two months old, he's not even as tall as a lamb leg!"
"Those experimental Merino sheep from the mountains are all bigger than people, and they're incredibly stubborn. General, going to herd sheep? You might get herself herded by them!"
"Waiting for tomorrow morning to see the innocent, foolish little rascal taught a lesson by the flock of sheep!"