My wife is an invincible female ghost.

Chapter 37 Bigamy is illegal

"Sit still," Chu Shan said.

What are they doing in broad daylight?

"Oh." Upon hearing this, Feng Wan disappeared from Chu Shan's arms, and the wisp of soul obediently sat down in the seat next to Chu Shan.

She simply propped her face up with her hand, looking at him with a smile.

Chu Shan was stunned for a moment.

He glanced instinctively at his arms, only to belatedly realize that even ghosts have weight.

He looked up at Feng Wan again.

However, she was so dazzling that he wasn't used to seeing her like that yet.

...She'd be perfect for pretending to be a deadbeat at a comic convention. Or she could walk the streets of Johto, where everyone's trendy and no one would think her outfit is weird.

"Why are you staring at me like that?" Feng Wan asked.

Chu Shancai asked, "Were you paying attention to our side just now?"

If she's paying attention, he wouldn't need to repeat himself. And about the accidental jump... if she doesn't know, he won't tell her yet.

Let's not complicate things further.

"No," Feng Wan shook her head. "I was helping my mom pick out clothes."

She continued to gaze at Chu Shan with "affectionate eyes," and used her long fingernail to hook Chu Shan's finger.

"A woman cannot serve two husbands, how could I dare to have a divided heart?"

"I can't do two things at once."

Chu Shan: "..."

Chu Shan: "…………"

Chu Shan suddenly shivered and looked at Feng Wan, getting goosebumps all over.

"Speak properly!"

"Oh." Feng Wan immediately became serious again, even straightening her back. Like a good student.

Chu Shan suddenly remembered Lin Tang.

He asked, "Did Lin Tang learn from you?"

Do all female ghosts speak in that tone? Of the three ghosts, only Lin Jing seems somewhat normal.

Feng Wan's smile faded.

She asked casually, "What did she say to you?"

Would she just rush up to Chu Shan and say she wants to be his concubine?

Although Feng Wan didn't mind... in ancient times, young ladies from prominent families would be married with two maids.

She was quite tolerant of this.

However, since it was Lin Tang who brought up the topic of "concubine" to her, Feng Wan was slightly surprised.

It was also quite shocking.

That young girl with blond hair has quite a bit of ambition.

"...It's nothing." Chu Shan really didn't know how to describe Lin Tang's behavior to Feng Wan.

There's a sense of unease about a child imitating an adult woman.

If I could take them out for a few days, I'd set some rules for them once we got to their place.

Chu Shan changed the subject.

He thought for a moment, then said, "Didn't we say before that we wanted to bring your two younger sisters from Laohuai Village over for a few days?"

He has this idea now.

Chu Shan asked, "Do you think...it's convenient?"

"There's no need to be so careful," Feng Wan said, putting her hand down from her face.

She pursed her lips and said, "Whatever is convenient for you, you make the decisions about things at home. This is easy, I'll handle it."

I always felt that after her identity was revealed, a crack inevitably appeared in the way the two of them got along.

For example, her husband would never have spoken to her in this tone before.

Thinking this, Feng Wan felt inexplicably lost.

Chu Shan suddenly took her hand.

The warmth of their palms seeped through their fingertips little by little. Her fingers were cold, as cold as the white jade hairpin in his arms.

Feng Wan was taken aback, then looked up.

"I wasn't being overly cautious," Chu Shan said. "I just felt a little bad because it would be hard on you."

Anyway, the points he's struggling with are definitely different from what she's thinking.

Don't be sensitive!

"Look," Chu Shan counted on his fingers for her, "you've always been the one managing things at home. If they come over to visit, you'll definitely have to take extra care of them."

Leaving aside other minor details, even her cooking is for four people.

Cook enough food for four people and wash enough dishes for four people.

Then, when hanging clothes to dry, you need to hang enough for four people.

What if one of those two kids gets a headache or fever? Uh... can ghosts get sick?

Regardless, let's prepare for it anyway.

In his heart, he still regarded Lin Jing and Lin Tang as ordinary children, not as ghosts.

It feels like raising a child – our time as a couple is coming to an end.

There's something even more important!

Their apartment is a one-bedroom unit with a living room. It's barely enough for two people, and it would be even more crowded with two more.

Moreover, Chu Shan is still unsure how long they will stay with him.

It can take anywhere from three or four days to three or four months.

...Luckily, he's about to get a raise, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to afford to support two little girls.

sad.

Feng Wan: "..."

But Feng Wan didn't feel sad.

She paused for a moment, then immediately straightened her back, full of energy.

She patted her chest and assured him.

enraptured.

"You're still worried about these things!"

What's the big deal?

Feng Wan said, "Don't worry, my husband! I've been dreaming of being a virtuous wife and loving mother for a long time. I'll definitely take good care of them and won't let you worry about the family at all!"

It's just a meal for four people, right? Let's cook!

Hanging four people's clothes to dry? She does it!

"Don't even mention two, even if there were twenty more, I would still manage to keep the house in perfect order."

"No..." Chu Shan reached out and tugged at Feng Wan's sleeve.

"Huh?" Feng Wan was taken aback.

Chu Shan was terrified: "Don't have twenty children, I can't afford to raise them."

Avoid the prophecy! Avoid the prophecy!

It's impossible for an ordinary person.

But if Feng Wan says she'll have twenty children for him... don't be so skeptical. His strangeness started when he was in college.

Do you know how terrifying it is to be surrounded by twenty children?

I have to trim four hundred children's nails at a time. I don't have to do anything else all day but trim nails.

There is also a very serious question: are ghosts born from eggs or from wombs?

Can ghosts be considered mammals?

However, let's discuss the question of how ghosts give birth in private after they go home.

This is inappropriate in public.

"Gagagagagagagagagagagagagagagaga." Feng Wan paused for a moment, then burst into laughter again.

It sounds like a duck quacking.

"...Stop laughing." Chu Shan felt a little embarrassed by her laughter, and belatedly realized that the tips of her ears were burning.

That's true.

Kids are money-devouring beasts; who but a wealthy family could afford to raise twenty of them all at once?

Oh, you mean the kind of high-quality raising.

That doesn't count if you're given a bite of food to ensure you don't starve.

Okay, I won't laugh.

Feng Wan restrained herself slightly, but her eyes were still narrowed.

She said with a smile, "But I'm not necessarily able to have children."

The age gap is huge, and the difference in cultivation level is also huge.

Feng Wan said, "I'm serious. If one day I can't have children, would you consider remarrying?"

"Huh?!" Chu Shan was stunned.

This was so outrageous that he didn't know where to begin refuting it.

First of all, he wouldn't change his wife just because Feng Wan can't have children.

What era are we living in? Children aren't a necessity.

He didn't choose to marry Feng Wan because she could have children.

Secondly, she just said "again", right?

We live in a monogamous society now! Bigamy is illegal, so don't even think about anything else.