pjbooks Chapter 16: Go talk to that crocodile uncle who has lived for hundreds of millions of years but stil
Chapter 16: Go talk to that crocodile uncle who has lived for hundreds of millions of years but stil
So Wang Lin wasn't worried at all; he even wanted to add two fried eggs, a piece of braised pork, a fried chicken, and a bowl of... to his instant noodles for dinner.
Off topic.
They should have added another bottle of Coke...
Wang Lin then looked at the observers from other countries, and could only say that the battle situations were different in each country.
If you bind to the currently dominant observation species, then their strength will increase, and they can now do whatever they want.
If a weaker observation species is bound to another species, their strength will be slightly lower, and the observers of those civilizations will force their observed species to migrate.
In fact, observing species migration is not a good habit, because it will change the degree of evolution of the species observed by the civilization, and may even make the species no longer resemble the species shown in the evolutionary process.
After all, the environment can change everything; an orange grown south of the Huai River is an orange, but grown north of the Huai River it becomes a trifoliate orange.
The reason why these species have such great differences is because the environment has changed, right?
Survival of the fittest.
But if you try to force a change in their environment, then anything is possible.
It's true that life will find a way, but if you turn a Tyrannosaurus Rex into Kun Kun, one of the twelve zodiac animals with a top-notch ID, because of environmental issues, do you think these civilization observers will be satisfied?
That's why Wang Lin chose to take things as they come.
What? You're saying he's just giving up?
Go talk to that crocodile uncle who has lived for hundreds of millions of years but still only knows one move: the Death Roll!
Wang Lin picked up the cola, gulped down two mouthfuls, and burped.
He glanced at the species from other countries on the screen.
The Southern Cross Dragons of America have begun to expand.
The little creatures made their way south from the riverside bushes, eating all the lizards and small mammal-like reptiles they encountered along the way.
They are noticeably larger than before, with a body length of nearly two meters, and their hind limbs are more robust, making them run faster and more steadily.
Jack was so excited he was practically jumping around in the room: "Look! Look! My dragon is growing! It'll be a Tyrannosaurus Rex soon!"
The Primal Raptor of the White Bear Kingdom was pushed to the north by the Southern Cross Dragon.
The climate there is drier, the vegetation is sparser, and there are fewer insects.
Eoraptor's size hardly changed, and it even looked thinner than before due to food shortages.
The bald, burly man sat on the sofa, arms crossed, his face ashen.
"It's okay," he said to the camera, "as long as I can survive. It's okay to be thin, as long as I'm alive."
The Behemoths of John's Kingdom occupied the cliff, which indeed made things much safer.
But then a problem arose—the cliff was too high, and they couldn't get down.
If you can't go down, you won't find anything to eat.
Several Betula were so hungry that they could barely flap their wings, hanging on the tree like a string of dried-up cured meat.
The tall, thin man scratched his head anxiously, yelling, "Get down! Come on down! What are we going to eat if we don't?"
But the Pteranodons couldn't understand human speech. They only knew that the cliff was safe, so they stayed on the cliff, even if it meant starving to death, rather than going down.
The water dragon beast from the Cherry Blossom Kingdom is still grazing in the same spot.
Nothing has changed, nothing has happened.
The woman in the kimono sipped her tea, gazing at the round, chubby water dragons on the screen, a gentle smile playing on her lips.
"Good," she said softly, "just like that, don't move."
The crocodile from India walked westward along the riverbank and found a swamp.
The area has abundant food and few natural enemies.
The crocodile is larger than before, with a body length of nearly 3.5 meters, and looks more and more like a modern crocodile.
An Indian athlete gave a thumbs-up to the camera: "It's a sure thing."
And Wang Lin's original crocodile—
They are still soaking in water.
More than twenty crocodiles lined up in a row, with only their flat heads and protruding eyes showing, looking like a row of logs with eyes floating on the river.
The canine-jawed beast paced back and forth on the bank, occasionally barking at the river, but never daring to go into the water.
The lead male canine jawed beast tried to put its front paws into the water, then pulled them back in. It put them in again, then pulled them back in again.
It is afraid of water.
All canines are afraid of water.
Kim Jung-tae was so anxious in the room that he kept stamping his feet: "Go into the water! You guys go into the water! They're in the water, how are you going to eat them if you don't go in?"
But the canine jaw beast simply wouldn't dismount.
They stood on the bank, calling out to the crocodiles in the river until their voices were hoarse, but they wouldn't go into the water.
The crocodile remained motionless in the water.
You do your thing, I'll do mine.
The comments section started to turn around.
Wait... Caninejaw Beasts don't seem to be able to swim?
[Can't swim? Then how do they eat the crocodile?]
[Eat my ass! The crocodiles are in the water, and they're too scared to go in; they can only stare helplessly.]
So, while the original crocodiles couldn't defeat the canine-jawed beasts, as long as they stayed in the water, the canine-jawed beasts couldn't do anything to them?
That seems to be the case...
How long can the crocodile stay in the water?
I don't know, but they seem to be quite comfortable there.
Didn't a crocodile just flip a fish out of the water and eat it? They can find food in the water!
So... the original crocodile wasn't afraid of water? In fact, it quite liked water?
So Wang Lin deliberately lured Yuan E into the water from the very beginning???
[What did I tell you?! I told you he had a backup plan! You didn't believe me!]
Come on, what you just said was "feeding kills to save up for a big move," isn't that just being bad?
Shut up! The important thing is there's hope now!
South Korean audiences were unhappy.
What hope is there? Isn't it just hiding in the water, too afraid to come out? Anyone can be a coward.
Exactly! You can dodge the first day of the month, but you can't dodge the fifteenth! If you're so capable, then never go ashore!
Once the canine jawed beasts learn to swim, let's see where you can hide!
You Chinese from the Dragon Kingdom only know how to play these petty tricks. If you're so capable, why don't you fight me head-on!
【………】
The Dragon Kingdom audience didn't back down this time, because they discovered that although the original crocodile was no match for the canine jaw beast, the canine jaw beast couldn't go into the water to kill the original crocodile.
Doesn't that count as a draw in a certain sense?
If it's a winning situation, then let's fight!
[Fight head-on? You want the canine jawed beast to go into the water?! Fight head-on in the water!]
[Exactly, who's afraid to go into the water? It's your dog!]
Anyone can bark from the shore! Even the stray dog downstairs can!
[You're waiting for canines to learn to swim? If you're so capable, get them in the water right now!]
I thought they were a group of experts, but they turned out to be a bunch of clueless noobs who can't even swim.
The comments section is buzzing with arguments again.
But this time, the Chinese audience seemed much more confident.
Kim Jung-tae stared at the light screen, his face turning green.
He originally thought that the Jawed Beast could eat the original crocodile whole, but the original crocodile hid in the water, and the Jawed Beast had no way to catch it.
"Oh shit!"
He cursed, "A bunch of useless trash!"
But despite his complaints, there was nothing he could do.
The canine jaw beast cannot swim; it's written into its genes, and even three interference cards can't change that...
It can actually be changed, but we can't waste a precious interference card just to teach a dogjaw beast to swim, can we?
Kim Jung-tae took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.
"It doesn't matter," he muttered to himself, "they have to come ashore eventually. If they don't, how long can they live?"
What he didn't know was—
Crocodiles can live in water for a very long time.
a long time.
Wang Lin looked at the anxious canine-jawed beasts on the shore on the screen, and then took another bite of potato chips.
He muttered, "While you're all extinct, your crocodile grandpa will still be alive."