pjbooks Chapter 327 Super Golden Fertilizer
Chapter 327 Super Golden Fertilizer
Chapter 327 Super Golden Fertilizer
[Black Zetsu is the strongest songstress in the ninja world? I don't accept that! Black Zetsu is clearly the number one mama's boy in the ninja world!] 10+ people liked this. [This is a conspiracy!!! My Madara is ranked after Black Zetsu?! Where is justice?! Where is humanity?!]
10+ people think this is great! [Black box! Black box! Black box! Black box!!] 10+ people think this is great! [Uchiha Obito and Uchiha Sasuke are ranked too low! They're even lower than Black Zetsu!] 10+ people think this is great! [doge.jpg, after all, it's the God Tree bullet screen, shouldn't it be friendly to Black Zetsu?] 10+ people think this is great! [Huh? I always thought this God Tree was Judy!] 10+ people think this is great! [Who is Judy?] 10+ people think this is great! [Hashirama = Great Pillar = Pillar Emperor = Judy] 10+ people think this is great! [Awesome!] 10+ people think this is great! [Uchiha Sasuke's popularity is lower than Black Zetsu's? Isn't this ridiculous?] 10+ people think this is great! [No way around it, this app has become popular beyond its core audience, and many people who have never even watched Naruto are coming in to comment and like.] [10+ people think it's great. [Yes, those two songs by "Black Juechang" are pretty overrated; basically, anyone with a mother would give them a thumbs up.] 1
Over 0 people found this hilarious. The ninjas in the ninja world were practically spitting blood! "We weren't born from rocks, everyone has a mother!"
Black Zetsu is so lucky! He only got two songs, and both of them were about mothers! That's unfair! That's so unfair!
Black Zetsu from different timelines cried out, "Waaah, Mother! Can you see this?! What you hold dear will surely come back to you, Mom!!"
"My thousand-year wait! It was all worth it! Waaah! Mom! Mom! Love me a little more!"
The surrounding White Zetsu: "."
"What do we do if Black Zetsu goes berserk?"
"It's a little scary."
"But we are not human."
"Oh! Yes! After all, we don't know what constipation feels like!"
The all-knowing gods flooded the screen with comments, puzzled as to why the comment section suddenly stopped when they got to third place.
[Why did it stop at third place? What about second and first place?] 10+ people liked this. [Did the server go offline or something?] 10+ people liked this. [Did a hacker finally succeed?] 10+ people liked this. [Could there really be some behind-the-scenes manipulation, hence the server maintenance?] 10+ people liked this. [But I don't understand who would vote for Black Zetsu, would they be that horrible?] 10+ people liked this. [Don't get it? This is all about social niceties, is that vote-rigging for Black Zetsu? It's clearly vote-rigging for Kaguya!] 10+ people liked this. [Black Zetsu's vote-rigging wasn't rigged, his two songs had a lot of likes and comments.] 10+ people liked this. [After all, there's only one mother in the world.] 10+ people think this is great. [My dad heard me sing "Only Dad is Good in the World" when I heard Black Zetsu singing this song, and he made me sing "Only Dad is Good in the World" QvQ————] 10+ people think this is great. [Laughing to death.] 10+ people think this is great. [One is "Lupin Flower," the other is "Only Mom is Good in the World," Black Zetsu, this filial son, has finally made it.] 10+ people think this is great. They don't know that during this pause, they were actually waiting for Black Zetsu to make a wish————
"Black Zetsu from the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, please choose one of the following ten wishes."
Upon hearing this, the fourth Black Zetsu was already itching for a fight!
He had been huddled in darkness for over a thousand years, and finally, this moment had arrived!
Black Zetsu rubbed his hands together, looking at the various wishes available to him [options are as follows:]
[First, become Kaguya Otsutsuki's most beloved child.]
Don't live in the shadow of Hagoromo and Hamura; you will become the child that Kaguya Otsutsuki loves most.
Fourth War Black Zetsu: "!!!!"
My heart was already fluttering from the very first wish!
[Second, he obtained more chakra than Hagoromo and Hamura.]
Are you fed up with your own weakness and incompetence? With just one wish, you will gain power greater than both of them!
Fourth War Black Zetsu: "!!!!"
As expected of the Divine Tree! You know me, Black Zetsu!
[Part Three: Kaguya Otsutsuki descends to Earth once more.]
The long-cherished wish is within reach; if we don't act now, when will we?
Fourth War Black Zetsu: "!!!!"
Hagoromo, Hamura! You two unfilial sons!! Do you see that?! It was I who brought Mother back to life! It was me!!
[IV. Revive Hagoromo and Hamura Otsutsuki.]
In the world of ninjas, everyone is a brother-lover. Resurrect your two older brothers and try to get along with them.
Black Zetsu:
PEI————Pah————!
[5. Obtain the item: Super Golden Fertilizer.]
Are you still worried about the low yield of the Divine Tree's fruits?! Are you still troubled by the lack of chakra in your own Tailed Beast?! Are you still losing sleep because the Senju clan's power-ups are bigger than yours?!
Quickly! Use! Jin Ke La!
Golden fertilizer, sprinkled with fallen leaves.
Everyone gets a fruit from the Divine Tree, every Uchiha has the Rinnegan, every Hyuga has the Tenseigan, the Eight Gates can be opened at will, no backaches or leg pains, Madara and Hashirama both say it's great.
Golden Fertilizer, Sand Hidden.
Let's turn the desert into an oasis and drive down the price of the Divine Tree and its cells! So much of it we could burn it as firewood!
Golden Fertilizer, scattered among the clouds.
Tailed beasts fed with the fruit of the Divine Tree have more lean meat and less fat, with a natural milky aroma and evenly distributed fat that melts in your mouth!
Golden Fertilizer, hidden in the mist.
Give the bamboo a special kind of divine fruit to replenish its genetic defects, and people will no longer go crazy or have osteoporosis. Anyone who uses it will know.
Golden Fertilizer, scattered in the hidden rocks.
Who still uses Earth Release? Even a dog wouldn't learn a D-rank ninjutsu that doesn't have the power of Heavenly Meteor!
[GG contains exaggerations; please use your own judgment.]
Fourth War Black Zetsu: "?!?!?!?!"
You can play like this?!
[VI. Obtain a set of Otsutsuki body.]
Shedding his mayfly-like, humble form, his pale divine body could easily withstand a kick from Ye Kai!
From this day forward, you will no longer be Black Zetsu, nor Kaguya's placenta!
You! It's you! —Black Zetsu Otsutsuki!!
You start with the body of an Otsutsuki, possessing the ability to live forever, and have both the Byakugan and Sharingan eye techniques! You can freely use all seven chakra natures!
Even more unique skills await your discovery! Don't miss this opportunity!
Fourth War Black Zetsu: "!!!!"
I want it! I want it! I want it! I want it!
[Seven, Transmigrated into "Fullmetal Alchemist".]
After calculation, it is determined that the protagonist's goal in this world is 100% compatible with yours, and you have the potential to clear your name as a villain and reach the pinnacle of life as a hero.
Fourth War Black Zetsu: "???"
What the heck? A whitewashing of the villain's identity? The comments are saying it all! Being evil makes you a hundred times stronger! Being whitewashed makes you three times weaker! This wish isn't very good!
[8. Traveling to the world of "The Lotus Lantern".]
After calculation, it is determined that the protagonist's goal in this world is 100% compatible with yours, and you have the potential to clear your name as a villain and reach the pinnacle of life as a hero.
Fourth War Black Zetsu: "???"
Is this a whitewash? While it's certainly nice to have someone who understands you, the most important thing is to rescue your mother, unless you can take her with you to the afterlife.
[Nine, Transmigrating into "Attack on Titan".]
After calculation, it is recommended that you tamper with the "non-aggression pact" and replicate the mature model of raising White Zetsu onto raising Titans. If you can learn the Impure World Reincarnation technique (permanent copyright belongs to Tobirama Senju), you may even be able to cultivate a new breed—the Titan Ninja.
Fourth War Black Zetsu: "???"
A pact of non-aggression? No way!
To borrow a line from a comment: Gentlemen, I love war. Gentlemen, I love war. Gentlemen, I love war the most!
[10. Transmigrated into "Jujutsu Kaisen".]
After calculation and evaluation: It is recommended that Black Zetsu possess Xia Youjie's body to compete with Rosso. Between Brain Flower and Black Mud, who will become the top figure in the heavens?
Fourth War Black Zetsu: "???"
Damn it! What do you mean by "black mud and brains competing"?!
Three minutes have passed in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, and the ninjas still haven't finished reading the ten rewards.
Putting aside the first point, obtaining chakra stronger than the Sage of Six Paths? Making Kaguya descend to earth immediately?! This is practically trying to destroy the ninja world!
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
Madara Uchiha's expression darkened during the Fourth Shinobi World War. Compared to those weak ninjas, he was not afraid of Black Zetsu becoming stronger or Kaguya descending.
On the contrary, having been used by Black Zetsu for his entire life, sealing Black Zetsu away would be too lenient. Only by finding an opportunity to eliminate him along with Kaguya, whom he wanted to revive, could the hatred in his heart be slightly alleviated!
Chunin Exams Timeline —
Resurrected Tobirama calmly said, "It's better to let Black Zetsu choose from ten wishes than to let him make his own."
"Are you sure, Second Generation?"
Nara Shikaku didn't think it was good at all.
That Super Golden Fertilizer! Even Black Zetsu might not have come up with such a wish, right?
"Yes, that one is indeed very dangerous." Tobirama Senju: "If every Uchiha had the Rinnegan, even twenty ninja worlds wouldn't be enough to drive them crazy."
Minato Namikaze:
No, Second Hokage, do you think the most dangerous thing is the Uchiha clan possessing the Rinnegan, rather than the proliferation of God Tree fruits? Always thinking of the Uchiha clan first in everything—you're just confirming your identity as an Uchiha Kagura fanatic!
To save face for his respected second-generation tycoon, Minato Namikaze chose to be polite and didn't reveal his true feelings.
The Land of Waves 1.0 Timeline —
"By making a wish, I want to become my mother's most beloved child —"
"What's wrong, Naruto?"
"I'm an only child, so I don't know what this feeling is like, but I always feel like something's not right."
"I doubt anyone would choose this wish, right? But it conveniently eliminates one option." Sakura added casually, "I'm an only child too."
Kakashi, watching "Make-Out Paradise," chimed in, "Speaking of which, I'm also an only child."
After he finished speaking, everyone's eyes turned to Sasuke.
For some inexplicable reason, Sasuke remembered making a wish to his toy dinosaur when he was a child: that his parents would pay more attention to him instead of focusing all their attention on his older brother.
"I'm so envious of Sasuke-kun, he has an older brother~"
Sakura wanted to find something to talk about with Sasuke.
Naruto and Kakashi stood behind her, reaching out to stop Sakura, but they couldn't.
Twelve-year-old Sakura is happy as long as she can talk to Sasuke, forgetting everything else. And unsurprisingly, she angers Sasuke—
Sakura pitifully wiped away her tears, while Naruto comforted her. Kakashi, though feeling that Sasuke shouldn't be mean to girls, said something to Sasuke that made him angry, "The whole of Konoha has been instilled with Konoha-style friendship towards the Uchiha."
In this timeline, the Uchiha often felt out of place in Konoha because they were too straightforward and not flirtatious enough. However, this timeline is probably the one that the Uchiha who follow the Tsukuyomi timeline like the most and envy the most.
Kannabihashi Timeline —
Young Obito: "Attack on Titan? What does it mean to cultivate Titan ninjas?" He imagined a bunch of giant White Zetsu wandering among the mountains of the ninja world.
"Regardless, if we can get Black Zetsu to another world, it would be a good thing for us." —
Kakashi said calmly.
Young Obito: "? Wouldn't that be incredibly irresponsible to other worlds?"
"Although it would be unfair to the other worlds, if Black Zetsu chooses those four options, it would undoubtedly be the best for us."
Because of this, young Kakashi and young Obito started arguing again.
Minato tried to mediate between the two, saying, "Those worlds also have their own villains. If Black Zetsu goes there, things will probably become even more chaotic."
"But what if Black Zetsu didn't side with the villains of those worlds?" Lin asked. "It was mentioned that the heroes of some worlds might understand Black Zetsu."
"EMMMM————"
"But given the wish to save his mother—" Minato hesitated, "Black Zetsu probably won't choose to travel to those worlds, right?"
The Valley of the End Original Timeline—
Tobirama Senju stood up from Madara Uchiha, so embarrassed that he even had to use the Body Flicker Technique.
Before Uchiha Izuna asked, "What are you doing in broad daylight?" Tobirama had already swiftly steered the conversation to Black Zetsu's wish.
"The only thing to be thankful for is that Black Zetsu is ranked third. No matter what he wished for, as long as the first place is on our side, we can make a new wish to overwrite the one he wished for."
Madara Uchiha stood up amidst Izuna's speechless expression, flicking the dust off his Uchiha clan robes. "But the prerequisite is that the first place must exist in our timeline, and that no human is hung on a tree before the next wish comes to our world."
If Hashirama gets first place, that would be troublesome.
Thinking of this, Tobirama's anger flared up instantly!
"It's all your fault!"
"I didn't kill him!" Madara roared angrily.
After reading so many comments, he felt that perhaps he should, like those all-knowing gods, occasionally defend himself with a word or two.
"Hashirama's promise to choose between you and him is valid forever."
Tobirama understood immediately! This promise referred to the time when Madara was defeated, and his brother asked Madara how they could reconcile. Madara replied, "Kill Tobirama, or commit suicide."
After processing his anger for a while, Tobirama knew that Madara hadn't said anything more, so he could only sulk by himself.
Ban found that making excuses wasn't so difficult, and the effect was much more useful than he had imagined. This feeling didn't seem so bad.
Izuna discovered: ————
My stupid Nissan! What are you having fun about?! You seem to have developed what they call "Stockholm Syndrome" in the comments, you know that?!
And another thing! What does it mean to choose between you and him?!
What exactly happened between you and Senju during the time I was dead?!
Fourth Shinobi World War timeline—
"Options two, three, five, and six are all quite troublesome options," the Fourth Hokage said to his strategist, Nara Shikaku, standing by the window of his office.
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The fact that Shikaku Nara's catchphrase "Trouble" was taken over by the Fourth Generation shows the intimidating power of these options.
Even without any power, Black Zetsu could wreak havoc on the ninja world, let alone if he obtained more chakra than Hagoromo and Hamura, or acquired a body belonging to the Otsutsuki clan.
Black Zetsu was practically bursting with joy when he saw these ten options!
Indra! Ashura! Hagoromo! Hamura! Now it's my turn! Prepare for my revenge!
Damn it, can't I select multiple options?!
Black Zetsu was torn between several options.
Becoming his mother's favorite child, or gaining power stronger than those two unfilial sons, Hagoromo and Hamura? But reviving his mother is a must, and obtaining the body of the Otsutsuki clan is also very tempting.
And that thing called "Super Golden Fertilizer" —
Black Zetsu imagined a divine tree, like an apple tree, laden with fruit, which could be planted in large numbers anywhere in the world.
Even the fruit farmers who pick the fruit are equipped with either the Rinnegan or the Tenseigan.
In Black Zetsu's thousands of years of life, he finally developed a fear of making choices.
Every second he hesitates to make a choice means another second of worry for the ninja world, a time more unbearable than the execution ground.
Hashirama, Tobirama, Madara, and Izuna were all prepared to fight the enemy. Madara even had Obito put his younger brothers into the Kamui dimension for protection.
In the end, as expected, Black Zetsu made the wish that the ninjas had guessed:
I will bring my mother, Kaguya, back to life! Let the invincible, omnipotent god punish you lowly, cowardly humans!! Hahahahahaha————
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