pjbooks Chapter 66 Comments: Hinata's popularity only comes from her pillow talk; otherwise, she can
Chapter 66 Comments: Hinata's popularity only comes from her pillow talk; otherwise, she can
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[Red][What's the point of getting married on the spot! It would be better to have a baby on the spot! I've disliked Boruto Uzumaki for a long time!] 945 people liked this.
[Red] [Actually, Naruto Uzumaki is a total jerk. He flirts with everyone and then runs away. I strongly suspect that Sasuke has only ever kissed him, but let's count how many people he's kissed!] 542 people liked this.
[Red] [Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura, Hyuga Hinata, Ryuze, Fufu, Yuhuo... who else?] 624 people liked this.
[Blue] [The princess of the Snow Country kissed his cheek, and most importantly, Gaara remained unmarried for him his entire life... pointing fingers] 1152 people liked this.
[Red] [Also, there's Queen Sara of Loulan and the priestess Shion of the Land of Demons. Naruto Uzumaki is basically living the role of a protagonist in a wish-fulfillment novel.] 7521 people liked this.
[Blue][Emmmm...to be fair, Gaara truly loves Naruto too.] 445 people liked this.
"Aaaaaah!!!" Boruto clutched his head in frustration. "Even Uncle Gaara is involved! And who are those Ryuzetsu, Fufu, Yuuki, Sara, and Shion?!"
[Red][Dog head.jpg, Tsunade kissed Naruto's forehead.] 574 people liked this.
"How come the Fifth Hokage is included?!" Boruto recalled seeing a familiar name after his uncle Sasuke's name and before his mother's name...
—Sakura Haruno!
No, really?! Even Aunt Haruno got a share?!
Boruto looked at Uncle Sasuke, and whether it was because Aunt Haruno was also among them, or because his dad had so many kissing partners, Uncle Sasuke seemed to be acting very strangely to Boruto!
[Red][This is outrageous! I've seen people having affairs, I've seen people having mistresses, but I've never seen a couple's first kiss belong to another man! Hahahaha] 671 people liked this.
"That utter idiot!!" All the previous emotion vanished, and Sasuke spoke through gritted teeth.
Boruto trembled, "Uncle Sasuke?"
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The two thought they were the only ones who knew what was happening here, unaware that the mirror was not only a wall of bullet comments, but also a giant "camera".
Boruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha's performances were all displayed in the giant mirror wall belonging to the "Boruto timeline"!
Moreover, the bullet comments they saw appeared in the enormous "bullet screen wall" of the Fourth Shinobi World War, without a single word missing!
"First of all, congratulations," the Second Hokage's joke was like a knife to the heart: "That child doesn't seem to be yours or Sasuke Uchiha's, and Sasuke Uchiha's wife should be that little girl with cherry blossom hair."
Tobirama Senju raised an eyebrow, perhaps because he always saw his older brother's shadow in Naruto Uzumaki, and he liked to tease Naruto. "Secondly, how did you end up with so many romantic entanglements?" And with both men and women...
Moreover, with princesses, queens, and even a priestess from the Land of Demons, they mustn't cause any trouble for Konoha.
Isn't Sasuke Uchiha, who inherited Madara Uchiha's temperament, enough to give him a hard time?
"I must admit, you are better than your brother in this respect." At least, your older brother certainly didn't kiss Uchiha Madara... right?
Naruto, enduring the strange looks from everyone on the battlefield of the Fourth Shinobi World War, clutched his head and yelled, "What are you saying, Second Hokage?! I never kissed Sakura!!! Besides, what does all this have to do with Gaara?! What do you mean Gaara never married because of me?!"
Gaara broke out in a cold sweat, embarrassed, under the probing gazes of the other Kage.
At this moment, Sakura Haruno was the most surprised. She didn't care whether she had kissed Naruto or not; the mere mention of "dating and marrying Sasuke" made her cover her mouth in disbelief.
Naruto was not happy. He pouted and looked at Sasuke, who still looked indifferent and aloof, and Sakura, who couldn't hide her surprise and joy.
But upon seeing the comments that followed, Sakura's barely concealed joy came to an abrupt halt.
[Blue] [Female, not a Sasuke/Naruto fan. This final arrangement is really unfair to Hinata and Sakura. Sasuke hasn't been home for over ten years, doesn't even remember what his daughter looks like, and never sends money home. Sakura has to earn money, manage the household, raise her daughter, and even paid the down payment and mortgage on her own.]
More importantly, she hasn't been home for over a decade and there's been no news of her. We can only find out if she's alive or dead through Naruto. This doesn't even qualify as being widowed; it's practically a gay wife scenario!
Naruto's situation is similar; he's so busy he doesn't go home often, and when he does, it's just to grab a change of clothes. I'm wondering, is the Hokage really that busy? Then why does Shikamaru, who's the Hokage's advisor, have a curfew at his house?
What's even more ridiculous is that Naruto finally comes home, only to sleep alone in a single room in the warehouse?! [975 people liked this]
[Blue] Hinata and Sakura are really pitiful. At least Sakura is the head of the medical team, but Hinata has become a housewife ORZ. 646 people think this is great.
[Red] [So the relationship between Naruto and Sasuke is really strange. If you two want to be together, just be together openly. What's the point of dragging two girls into marriage?] 211 people liked this.
The ninja world was completely stunned by these few barrages of comments!
If what these comments say is true, then it can indeed be said that they are reasonable and well-founded!
Even border guard ninjas can only go home once or twice a year. Uchiha Sasuke hasn't been home for over a decade, and doesn't even know what his daughter looks like?
Nara Shikamaru, the Hokage's strategist? Does his house have a curfew?
Kiba Inuzuka teased, "Looks like you've married a remarkable wife, Shikamaru."
Shikamaru's eyes involuntarily drifted towards Temari, and it was clear that Temari was deliberately avoiding his gaze.
"This is so annoying," Nara Shikamaru complained under his breath, "She really is exactly like my mom."
Choji Akimichi reminded the two from the side, "It looks like Shikamaru will become the Hokage's advisor in the future, and Naruto will actually become the Hokage."
"Huh?!?!" Ya protested, "The Hokage position should be mine!"
Nobody paid him any attention...
[Red][Holy crap! More Sasuke/Sakura haters!!! Did Sasuke and Sakura eat your rice?! You guys just can't see Sasuke's gentleness towards Sakura!] 654 people liked this.
[Red][During the Chunin Exams, Sasuke's line, "Who hurt you, Sakura?" made me ship Sasuke and Sakura for over ten years!] 342 people liked this.
[Blue][Just because of this one sentence, can a woman tolerate a man not coming home for over ten years, leaving her to raise a child alone?] 642 people liked this.
[Red][You people who hate Sakura, are you just jealous of her beauty?! She's prettier than you, that's enough! You have no reason to criticize her! Even though Sakura insulted Naruto in the early part of the story, she apologized later! How long are you going to keep biting her like mad dogs?!] 41 people liked this.
[Blue] [Did I say I hate Sakura? I only feel this arrangement is unfair to Sakura and Hinata because I like Sakura.] 521 people liked this.
[Red][Stop pretending! You're definitely a Sakura hater!] 52 people liked this.
[Red][Not all Hina fans are Sakura fans, but 99.9999999% of Sakura fans are Hina fans and yaoi addicts!] 14 people liked this.
[Red][Hinata's popularity is due to the anime team adding more screen time; otherwise, she can't compare to Sakura at all!] 29 people liked this.
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