pjbooks Chapter 40: Dating Tips
Chapter 40: Dating Tips
Wang Hu looked pleased, as if something good was about to happen.
His gaze swept across the dormitory, ignoring what everyone was doing, and he shouted,
"Brothers, hold on a minute, I have some good news for you!"
Upon hearing this, everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Wang Hu, driven by curiosity.
Ma Junjie also raised his head and looked at Wang Hu.
Wang Hu was clearly dressed up carefully today.
She wore gray ripped jeans, a black tight-fitting T-shirt with a large skull image, and a silver cross necklace.
On her feet, she was wearing a pair of loafers.
His hair was clearly styled, with half of it covering his left eye. He would flick his hair every two seconds.
Fat Tiger pressed the pause button, took off his headphones, and asked,
"Wang Hu, what good news is there? Tell me quickly!"
Wang Hu grinned slyly.
"Guys, I want to tell you bunch of virgins that I'm getting a new girlfriend again!"
"Fuck you!" A barrage of curses followed one after another.
Someone shouted,
"Wang Hu, can't you even be a human being? Stop using this to provoke the brothers!"
Wang Hu chuckled.
"I told you guys this news as soon as possible because I consider you all my brothers."
"You can't imagine how excited I was. This girl is fucking beautiful..."
"And let me tell you, she's only 19 years old. Her skin is so smooth, I touched it, it's like cream. And her breasts... tsk tsk..."
Wang Hu's eyes gleamed with lust as he licked his lips incessantly.
Fat Tiger got excited, threw his phone on the bed, sat up, and asked,
"Tiger, keep going! Damn, I don't feel anything when I watch porn anymore, but listening to you talk about this, I'm actually getting aroused!"
"Tiger, tell me more details, let me have some fun!"
"Hey, holy crap, you're Fatty Tiger!" Wang Hu glanced at Fatty Tiger.
Then, with a disgusted "Pah!" he spat it out.
Another roommate, nicknamed "Skinny Monkey," asked,
"Tiger, I'm different from Fat Tiger. I don't want to hear the details. I want to ask you, how did you manage to get this girl?"
"Damn it, I'll learn from your experience and try to find a partner soon!"
Wang Hu grinned.
"Skinny monkey, you think you can find a girlfriend just by telling me?"
"Tch, some things you can learn, but some things you'll never learn. Like, my good looks—you'll never be as good-looking as me!"
After saying that, she shook her hair vigorously and adjusted the necklace around her neck.
The skinny monkey smiled humbly.
"Yes, yes, Tiger is right. However, I still sincerely want to learn. Maybe it will be useful!"
Upon hearing this, Wang Hu cleared his throat and coughed a few times.
Then he said,
"Listen up, guys! I'm in a good mood today, so I'm going to tell you my secrets to picking up girls. You're all ears!"
Everyone immediately sat up straight, their eyes wide and ears perked up.
Say,
"Tiger, hurry up and tell me!"
Wang Hu chuckled, then glanced disdainfully at Ma Junjie, who was holding a book.
With a half-smile, he said,
"Brothers, if you want to pick up girls, I've summarized three pieces of experience."
"First, dress fashionably! Like me! The more fashionable you are, the more proud a girl will feel to be with you."
Gian made an "Oh" sound, indicating his agreement.
Wang Hu's mouth twisted into a smirk, he straightened his head and puffed out his chest, and continued...
"Secondly, be generous with money! Like me. When I buy a phone, I buy the latest model; when I eat out, I eat the best. Girls will feel proud to be with you!"
The skinny monkey raised his hand and asked,
"Brother Tiger, I have a question."
Wang Hu asked, "Tell me, what's the problem?"
The skinny monkey said, looking aggrieved.
"Tiger, I agree with you that we should be generous with money, but our monthly salary is only a thousand at most, which isn't even enough for ourselves. How can we be generous?"
Upon hearing this, Wang Hu blurted out a curse.
"Damn it, no wonder you're still playing with your little sister even at your age!"
"No money? Don't you know how to find a way?"
"Wh...what method?" the skinny monkey asked Wang Hu, looking puzzled.
"Brother Tiger, we need your guidance."
Wang Hu sneered.
"Tch, you guys are just a bunch of country bumpkins!"
"If you don't have money, I'll tell you a good way: apply for a credit card, or borrow money from someone!"
The skinny monkey was stunned for a moment.
"Tiger, what's a credit card? And who would lend us working-class folks money?"
Wang Hu scoffed and let out a cold laugh, scoffing at the situation.
"Skinny Monkey, with information so readily available these days, borrowing money shouldn't be difficult at all if you put in a little effort."
"Skinny Monkey, give me your ID card, and I promise I'll lend you ten thousand yuan tomorrow!"
"Really?" Skinny Monkey looked at Wang Hu incredulously.
Wang Hu sneered again.
"You really are like a frog in a well—short-sighted."
Then, he spoke loudly to the others.
A tone of disappointment and frustration.
"You've all been in the city for so many years, how come you still have rural mindsets?"
"Be bolder, all of you be bolder! If you don't have money, find a way to make it. Don't try to sleep with women without spending money; there's no such thing as a free lunch!"
"Alright, alright, remember my third point: be sweet-talking. Compliment every woman you see, even if she's ugly, call her a fairy!"
"Women are all very vain. If you compliment her, she will like you."
Fat Tiger blurted out,
"Tiger, don't you mean we have to lie and go against our conscience?"
Upon hearing this, Wang Hu was furious.
He bent down, picked up a slipper from the ground, and threw it at the person.
"Gian, with your mentality, you'll only ever be able to entertain yourself by watching Japanese adult films for the rest of your life!"
What does it mean to lie against one's conscience? As the old saying goes, you can't catch a wolf without risking your cub.
"Everything I've said is just setting a trap beforehand, luring the girl in. Once she's in, you can do whatever you want to her!"
Skinny Monkey, Fat Tiger, and the others, upon hearing this, seemed to understand but not quite, and smiled.
Fat Tiger tossed his phone aside and said,
"Damn it, starting tomorrow, I'm going to go out and pick up girls too!"
"Brother Tiger, I'll give you my ID card too. Can you lend me 10,000 yuan? I need to buy a phone for my goddess!"
Wang Hu stared at Fatty Tiger, smiled, and said...
"Look how perceptive Gian is! He got it as soon as I said it!"
"Fat Tiger, listen to me! I guarantee that in less than a week, you'll be able to ditch your five-breasted girl and play with real girls!"
Gian chuckled foolishly.
He took out his ID card.
"Brother Tiger, don't say anything more, I'll give you my ID card first!"
"Tiger, once I really get a girl, I'll treat you to dinner at the White Swan Hotel in the city!"
Wang Hu took Pang Hu's ID card.
He glanced at Ma Junjie.
He laughed.
"Okay, no problem!"
"You're much more savvy than the others, I'll definitely do everything I can to help you!"
He then walked over to Ma Junjie and asked,
"Hey, do you need me to lend you some money?"