Is what you're learning correct?

Chapter 16 This school is no longer clean

"Yo! Fellow Daoist Xiaju, congratulations!" Lu Chi said sincerely, bowing and throwing a punch that sent a gust of wind through the air: "Senior Danyangzi, what brings you to the mortal realm this time?"

The three people glanced at the stairwell blocked by Lu Chi, then at Zhao Danyangzi. Two of them were already pursing their lips, ready to start laughing.

Danyangzi's Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger seamlessly followed: "Slay the rebellious and exterminate the heretics!"

"You're not replying to my messages, are you? You're treating me like I don't exist, are you? How dare you?"

"I'll kill you!"

"Hmm, this is my new fellow Daoist~"

"Hello, hello!" Lu Chi smiled and nodded to everyone, then interrupted the chanting with a "Hey, hey, hey," holding up his phone: "We're in the mountains, we're in the mountains! And how could I dare turn my phone on? Look, it's been banged up! I haven't even had a chance to scroll through a single message!"

A quick glance revealed 99+ missed calls, 99+ text messages, 838+ unread green bubble messages, and 999+ unread penguin messages. Danyangzi's pupils shrank to pinpoints, and her finger instinctively reached for the phone screen: "No way! How could you resist?! Don't you even eat fried dough sticks?"

Just then, a girl suddenly walked past them and went upstairs first, asking Danyangzi, "The bell rang, aren't you leaving?"

"Don't order! If you order, I'll forget about it!" Lu Chi gave her a disdainful look and slapped her hand away. "Daoist Master, our group's good fortune will come when you leave, you know? A little vixen, a celestial beauty, oh my, that face is so tender you could squeeze water out of it, those eyes, so bright and clear!"

The demonic scholar Dan Yangzi was speechless, her hands awkwardly gripping her hair. She already foresaw that her mind would be filled with red dots and numbers every time she closed her eyes all day: "Hey, congratulations! But you should fix your phone's airplane mode problem before you start laughing like an idiot. That yandere you rescued last time is still bothering you."

"You're dead! I'm telling you..."

A boy wearing glasses and a red armband emerged from the other end of the stairs, taking a few quick steps: "You! I'm talking to you guys! Playing around in the hallway! What class are you in?"

Lu Chi gave Zhao Danyang a wink, and the little vixen stuck out her tongue and quickly slipped away.

"Don't run! You—"

"Hey buddy, what's up? Write this down, Wu Di from Class 13, Literature Department."

"Where are the others?"

"Who is it?"

After Lu Chi left, the bespectacled boy stood there, still dazed. The other boy's tone had been too harsh; he hesitated, wondering whether to chase after him. Then, the lazy, seasoned guy behind him rushed up, yelling, "Are you crazy? Deduct points? Deduct points from the senior year? There's no such person as Wu Di in the senior year humanities class! No! There's no such class as Class 13 in senior year! They only have nine classes in total!"

"Then...then I'll go find him!"

"Seriously, buddy, are you out of your mind? What's the point of deducting points from their senior year? Trying to gamble on high scores? I'll get you to 400 points in three days, you believe it? That'll be taller than the grass on their mothers' graves! What are you going to say when those idiot principals ask you about it?"

"Well..."

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"Hey, I just ran into Daoist Master!" Lu Chi squeezed in through the back door, expertly high-fived and fist-bumped Ran Qingfeng, then jumped up and played a game of musical chairs before sprawling back in his seat with a grin: "The world is severed, what's done is done~"

Dan Heman heard this, turned his head slightly, and quietly paid attention to the Luobo Pit incident involving the change of dynasties.

Ran Qingfeng glanced at him sideways: "What, did Danyangzi sleep with you?"

"What are you saying!"

"The five of us were all ready to gang up on you and give you a good beating, but you're such a pain. You act like you're dead as soon as you're on holiday. You've been flying around all year, haven't you? Aren't you afraid of crashing? We can't get through to you on the phone, and you don't reply to my messages. You unfilial son!"

"Ahem..." Lu Chi decisively changed the subject, "No, the first period is math?"

"Dream on! The first three quarters were too!"

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Lu Chi's heart sank. A Heaven-rank cultivation technique—a mere glance at it would cause an ordinary person's Dao heart to collapse, and hearing even a single word would lead to a qi deviation.

So I simply opened my school uniform and started frantically typing into my phone to save my SAN value.

The main purpose of sending back some information is to get some of the wronged bosses to pick up their goods from Master Ba. They've been going back and forth into the mountains twice, spending nearly nine days there. We have to make up for some of their losses, right? Who knows what the difference is between those monkey head flowers and other things that were just picked from the trees and the ones they buy at the Yanchuan Mountain Goods Market? It would cost extra to hire someone to pluck them from the mountains.

Old Deng on the stage probably felt guilty for putting three math classes together to buy SAN at the bottom, so he gave extra time during the two breaks. Otherwise, he would never have let the break time between the first and second year students go by without him.

The corrupt practices at Yancheng High School Affiliated to Yancheng University are like this—

Female teacher: X Bao

Ugly male teacher: Old X

The indescribable thing is called: Deng (登).

The latter is perfectly acceptable, but the former term has been used so frequently among students that it has already been inflated countless times.

Liu Lan, her eyes vacant, lay on the table like a corpse: "Just let me die of pleasure already! Is this kind of decadent music something a decent human being should listen to? I choose to carry it out immediately!"

Ran Qingfeng's expression hardened: "You're actually listening to a lecture? I don't care who you are! Get off the Imperial Uncle right now, it might not be too late! Our group has produced ascension experts before! Don't force me to ask Senior Danyangzi to possess me!"

"You or me?"

"You're a real pervert!"

Lu Chi put down his phone and scoffed dismissively, "Mathematics? Ha, do you even understand what I'm talking about?"

"I can even master the science of mecha Fury, so what's a little math to me?"

"6!"

If the time between exercises is used for jumping and running, then it's no longer called exercise but torture. Of course, if it's used for selling swords, then everything is different and it will be an unparalleled enjoyment.

No one knows which genius started the air raid, but paper airplanes folded from test papers began to hover above the classroom. Some had a little conscience and gave them a buzz cut, while the crazy ones simply had sharp corners. The whole classroom was filled with commotion and screams. The girls didn't care about their hairstyles anymore and simply covered their heads with their school uniforms to avoid getting splattered with blood.

Although Mr. Deng, the math teacher, was rigid, his advantage was that he could always suppress all enemies in the world. When he stood at the classroom door, the head of the teaching department, Mr. Yu, would sit at the same table as a stray dog ​​on the roadside, and the dean of academic affairs and the principal would have to bow and scrape to him, for fear that Mr. Deng would cough when he was scolding people.

"Speaking of which, three classes, Deng, are you trying to ask for leave?" The sleep quality afforded by math is limitless. Zhou Zijin flung open her school uniform, looked up sharply, grabbed a paper airplane, spat it into the hinge, and tossed it out with a "pui!" Her main purpose: "Frowning like that, which square-dancing old lady gave you a gold coin?"

"You disgust me!" Liu Lan exclaimed respectfully, leaning back to distance herself from Zhou Zijin. "Your mouth is all honeyed during the New Year. Don't you know that saliva is only clean when it's in your mouth?"

Zhou Zijin thought for a moment: "You little glutton, you only deserve to eat our Xiaozhi's leftovers!"

"Hey, Man!" Liu Lan poked Shan Heman with her finger. "Did you hear that? Let me tell you a little-known fact: when the 'Suppressive Aura' and 'Sacred Ruins' appear on the same person at the same time, it means that person's three souls have separated and their lifespan is about to end. Stay away from them, lest they die next to you, it's bad luck!"

Dan Heman looked up blankly, his eyes still focused on the data stream updating, completely unable to shake off the half-solved problem: "Oh!"

"Oh?" The truth isn't a quick knife; it's the honest person's sympathy that's the fatal blow. Zhou Zijin broke down: "What do you mean 'oh'? Just because she said it's true doesn't mean you're going to 'oh'!"

Lu Chi reached out and grabbed a pointed airplane that was about to crash near Ran Qingfeng's ear, unfolded it, tore it open twice, and threw it into the trash can: "The pizza was fine!"

Ran Qingfeng was startled, then belatedly touched her ear: "Hmm, if you ask me, the durian opened by hand tastes different from what you'd find elsewhere; the aroma is exceptionally rich~"

Zhou Zijin raised an eyebrow: "Want to know what I added?"

"How about I lend you my uncle's eight-pill sildenafil (costing two yuan) to help you recover?"

"Holy shit..."